You vs. A Drunk LeBron

Black Mamba - Game 3

Surprise Surprise.....Motorbreath takes another one. This award is not for the last league game, but the one before. Here's his basketball card and lifetime stats:

		Field Goals						Rebounds
	G	M	A	%	3M	3A	3%	O	D	T	Avg
08-09	7	46	147	31.3%				53	101	154	22.0
09-10	4	43	119	36.1%	0	4	0.0%	46	66	112	28.0
CAREER	11	89	266	33.5%	0	4	0.0%	99	167	266	24.2

									Dbl	Trp
	S	Avg.	Blk	Avg	A	Avg	TO	Avg	Dbl	Dbl	MVP	PPG
08-09	31	4.4	18	2.6	22	3.1			6	0	1	13.1
09-10	24	6.0	6	1.5	26	6.5	32	8.0	4	2	2	21.5
CAREER	55	5.0	24	2.2	48	4.4	32.0	8.0	10	2	3	16.2

Quiz Results

one thing is obvious.....very few of you are doing your basketball homework. these results make me feel nauseous. honest - i feel physically ill when I look at these scores. Here they are from worst to best:

Stallion - 20
Motorbreath - 40
Dutchman - 40
Weevil - 45
Lightning - 55
Dr. Sessions - 60
Eagle - 80

Stallion, you should be ashamed. 20 is very very sad. You're a dad now. You need to set a good example for your baby. Do your basketball homework, for god's sake.

Eagle, now I know why you are known as heartsweat. Your heart beats because of basketball. You sweat basketball. Basketball = love. It is no mystery you are the valedictorian. Behold, your sacred certificate:

Update

A few weeks back Dr. Sessions suggested having new Mamba shirts made up for the '09-10 season. If we agree to do it, we can have the second batch made in a different color so that way each player has two colors - home and away.

Ordering another round of Mamba shirts could also be a good idea for these reasons:

1. the welcome addition of Dutchman
2. several players have new names, such as:

• Stallion, aka The Oven or The Italian Oven
• Carlson, aka Moth, because I wear shirts which have been ravaged by moths
• Motorbreath, aka Fall, because he likes to fall down when he plays basketball
• and of course, Eagle, aka Heartsweat....the only man to sweat a heart on his chest.

2 players still haven't voted for the last league game Black Mamba. Vote now....it's a close one. Once i get those votes in I will post Black Mambas from the last two games.

if you haven't taken the Mamba quiz yet, take it. the player with the highest score gets a special prize.

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Box score and Black Mamba voting

Final score: 82 - 78.

	FGM	FGA	FG%	3PM	3PA	3P%	OR	DR	Reb	Ast	Stl	Blk	TO	Pts
Workley	8	21	38.1%	0	0	0.0%	5	9	14	4	0	0	6	16
B-Flo	3	20	15.0%	0	0	0.0%	4	5	9	4	1	0	6	6
Sessions	5	32	15.6%	0	1	0.0%	6	6	12	2	5	0	6	10
Carlson	14	35	40.0%	2	4	50.0%	20	16	36	4	4	2	11	30
Motorbreath	10	32	31.3%	0	1	0.0%	15	23	38	6	7	1	10	20
Team	40	140	28.6%	2	6	33.3%	50	59	109	20	17	3	39	82
	FGM	FGA	FG%	3PM	3PA	3P%	OR	DR	Reb	Ast	Stl	Blk	TO	Pts
Lightning	5	17	29.4%	0	0	0.0%	4	6	10	5	11	0	9	10
Stallion	7	23	30.4%	0	3	0.0%	4	9	13	4	1	2	10	14
Eagle	19	52	36.5%	1	9	11.1%	4	9	13	5	10	1	3	39
Weevil	3	18	16.7%	0	4	0.0%	1	3	4	0	2	0	1	6
Dutchman	4	18	22.2%	1	6	16.7%	5	13	19	3	3	8	4	9
Team	38	128	29.7%	2	22	9.1%	18	40	59	17	27	11	27	78

Highlights:

• Eagle shatters previous scoring record of 32 pts (set just a week ago by Stallion) by scoring 39 points on an unfathomable 52 attempts.
• Lightning snatches Motorbreath's steal record (10) with 11 steals.
• Motorbreath takes Dutchman's rebound record (32) with 38.
• Lightning and Eagle join the triple double club. Well done!
• Carlson becomes the first player to score at least 30pts and 30 rebounds in a game.

This makes for an intriguing Black Mamba vote. Lightning has his best career game. Eagle scores half of his team's points. Carlson sets a new point/rebound record. Motorbreath plays his usual all-around game. Workley shoots 16% above his career avg. and doubles his rebound avg.