Quiz Results

one thing is obvious.....very few of you are doing your basketball homework. these results make me feel nauseous. honest - i feel physically ill when I look at these scores. Here they are from worst to best:

Stallion - 20
Motorbreath - 40
Dutchman - 40
Weevil - 45
Lightning - 55
Dr. Sessions - 60
Eagle - 80

Stallion, you should be ashamed. 20 is very very sad. You're a dad now. You need to set a good example for your baby. Do your basketball homework, for god's sake.

Eagle, now I know why you are known as heartsweat. Your heart beats because of basketball. You sweat basketball. Basketball = love. It is no mystery you are the valedictorian. Behold, your sacred certificate: