Tuesday, December 22, 2009

No game on Dec. 28

There is no game on December 28. I, for one, will be devastated. What does a man do when the sport he loves is stolen from him? I suppose he eats elf-shaped cookies and kisses snowflakes.

Next Mamba game is January 4th. That day I will conduct a fitness test, tracking the time it takes each player to run one suicide. 6 months later I will time each player again to measure their change in speed. I'm convinced that our league has made us significantly faster.....this will prove it once and for all.

merry christmas, mamba.

neal

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