dan w. was nice enough to send me some valuable information about one of Africa's most dangerous reptiles, the
BLACK MAMBA SNAKE
basically this thing is a creature that we should all strive to be on the court....it moves 12 mph. it delivers quick venomous bites to its prey, waits for the venom to paralyze the prey, then devours the prey. a single bite from a black mamba snake can kill 15-25 men. these are all valuable facts that easily translate to basketball play.
i think we should discontinue the title MVP and institute the Black Mamba Snake of the game, or BMS. MVP is so overused and so vague. how was this player most valuable? offensively? defensively? both? neither? too many unanswered questions. tell someone you've just won the BMS award and they will immediately know who and what you are. you are a fucking killer.
here's a picture of the BMS for inspiration. i have added dan w.'s floating head next to the snake for no reason whatsoever. i just thought it looked cool.
looks like we may have a gym in jackson heights for monday. stay tuned.
neal
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